Sunday, June 26, 2011
Saturday, June 25, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
... Saturday morning cartoons based exclusively on violence?
When did I realize my affinity for explosives and firearms? In the early weekend hours as a 6-year old, of course!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
... Obnoxiously flashy shoes as children?
They light up! They squeak! They spray a noxious mist! They break into your house in the middle of the night and smack you in the face! Wee!
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Monday, June 20, 2011
Sunday, June 19, 2011
... Incredible anxiety over the prospect of holding hands?
Eureka! I have finally managed to get within reasonable range of the ballpark. Now for first base...
Saturday, June 18, 2011
... No hesitation to shamelessly play with household pets?
My cat is my best friend, its love for me is wholly unconditional. Right, Mimi? ... Mimi? Heyyy, who scratched "SOS" into the floor?
Friday, June 17, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Sunday, June 12, 2011
... No shame about displaying our interests on our underwear?
What better way to show my enjoyment of The Lion King than sporting Simba's face on my crotch? - 6-year old self
Saturday, June 11, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
Thursday, June 9, 2011
... The desire to jump into dirty ball pits?
Someone kicked me in the face, and I can't see where this moisture is coming from... I don't want to play anymore.
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
... Seasonal concern for not having a chimney?
Santa can do a lot... but fitting through the ceiling ventilation fan is not one of his better talents.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
... Stuffed animals that encouraged us to be obstetricians?
This is serious business: Pony Surprise was a real thing.
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
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